Welcome to my lair, again, I guess?[Warning for a bunch of rambling.]Scroll to the bottom for my buttons, don’t worry, they’re all right there.

If you didn't know me already, somehow, even though you are on this website-- My name is Kirby. I go by Kirby Black usually online and IRL. I don't consider my last name to be personal information as it is literally a color and probably is the easiest last name to guess.
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Proshippers, Zoophiles, Pedophiles, Racists, Homophobes, or anything of the such, are NOT welcome in my space. Go away. Go to therapy.
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I go by lots of names, if you can't tell. Most I do not regularly use, but I wouldn't mind if people referred to me by them. I mainly use Kirby, the shortening most people use for that is 'KB'. Those reign as my two most common names, you can't really go wrong there.
I also go by Padilla, usually its Padilla Kirby or Padilla Holtingale. That is my artist tag or my writing handle. No, it does not mean that I am some sleuth, I just don't think Kirby Black sounds good on a book title.
I use some other random esk names too, such as Indy, B-Dubs, K-Dubs, Raury, Jody, and sometimes you may be allowed to call me Swampy or Kappa
Don't comment on if my names sound dumb. I know they do. That is why I picked them.
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I am 18 years old, I turned 18 on June 6th of this year. my birthday is actually all 6's, and for years everyone in my family was convinced that I was some sort of devil baby. However I only was born on that day because I came early-- It was also because I was a failed coat-hanger baby.
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I do not have a good connection with either of my parents, my mother is... not the best woman in the world. And while I do love my mother to death, she has fallen into a spiral of bad habits and traits forever. I do believe maybe at some point she can pull herself out— but we will see. Oh and my dad is a big huge piece of shit. This being said, I am more attached to other family members-- such as my grandparents, cousins, aunts, uncles, honorary aunts, etc. This is also where my crippling anxiety comes from about leaving them, and It is why I want to remain in my state and city until most of them pass on.
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Speaking of anxiety, I have quite the basket-case when it comes to physical and mental disorders. For each bristle on a brush that means another disorder or disability I have. I will list them below and explain them, for any who are just generally curious but not anything more than that really.
Starting with disabilities.
I have a form of Cataplexy, a disorder in which my muscles weaken or go limp when I have an intense episode or feel intense emotions. Along with Cataplexy, I have a form of Juvenile Arthritis, which gives me knee and joint pain, as well as also causing my joints to hurt in certain temperatures or weather. I also have low blood circulation, meaning my blood flow isn't as good as it should be, it causes me to not be able to sit, sit with my legs crossed, or stand for too long. I also have forms of Scoliosis and bone issues, essentially, my body just doesn't enjoy me.
I also am farsighted, but not too horribly, I also somehow occasionally can't see or read things close up but that is because of my eyesight. I believe that’s due to my Chronic Migraines really, as they flash in and out. I also have a weird disorder nicknamed Dropsy, where I drop almost everything I hold. I twitch sometimes and I am extremely underdeveloped in some of my body apparently.
Onto disorders now (yay!)
Main thing I have is autism, I am very sensitive to sound, light, smells, textures, and some other minor things. I can't be in a room with loud noise, and I don't leave my house without headphones on. I squeak and make random noises sometimes as verbal stims and tics, and just because it comes naturally to me. I make odd hand movements, I speak without words, and sometimes I even just go completely non-verbal. I also have a myriad of other disorders, such as GAD (generalized anxiety disorder), SAD (severe anxiety disorder), BPD (bipolar disorder), Depression, Anxiety, Stress-Triggered-Migraines, PTSD, Schizophrenia, and other traumatic forms of disorders.
None of this is to excuse any of my behavior, I am an adult who can take adult responsibility— It’s more of just for nosy people.
This is an extremely long list, but I guess it is cool being able to list everything wrong with me.
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I am an intersex male, meaning I was born intersex at birth, I technically am a trans female and a trans male, which is cool to think about-- but I mainly identify as male and IATB. I go by he/him, they/them, and it/its mainly, but really I will use any pronouns that aren't she/her, so go crazy. I also am Lebiosexual, which means I am majority attracted to men, however, I only am attracted to women slightly— and it’s usually platonic unless we are close. I also am Polyamorus, and think dating and loving other people all at the same time is natural. I also sometimes may identify as Genderfluid or Hibisexual, but it usually depends on how I feel.
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I sometimes will refer to myself as 'problematic' but it is not because I intend on harming others, it is actually mainly because most others say that I am hateful and disgusting by claiming I did things that I never could do. Do not get it twisted when you see me have 'problematic' in a bio somewhere, it is usually just to joke around. I am not a proshipper.
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I graduated highschool this year (2024) and I am now pursuing a major in Paleontolgy / Anthropology + Biology. I will hopefully be studying somewhere close. For the next 2 years however I will be at a technical college.

Sorry this page was all words. Do not fret! Something fun is ahead

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I LOVE MANY THINGS I AM NUTS IN MY ENCLOSURE

I have a ton of interests, and none of them really run parallel with one another as my BRAIN doesn't even run parallel with itself.
Have so much fun trying to read and process all of this while I lay in my stuffed-animal infested bed and snore peacefully like a well fed hippopotamus.
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TIME TO LIST
(This is still a WIP!)

Okay just a vauge list for rn
Note: Highest to lowest doesn’t mean I hate any on the list!!! Everything listed I LOVEI loveeee:(Series, ranked highest to lowest)
* Wings of Fire
* Jurassic Park / World
* Toilet-Bound Hanako Kun
* Hunter X Hunter
* FNaF
* AToPaS / 7DS / VS / PG
* Jujitsu Kaisen
* Naruto (NOT Boruto)
* JoJos Bizarre Adventures
* Demon Slayer
* Warrior Cats
* My Little Pony
* The Case Study Of Vantis
* Attack on Titian
* Bungo No Stray Dogs
* Servamp
* Invader Zim
* Scott Pilgrim: Takes Off!
* Various Disney Movies (Including: Isle of Dogs, Aristocats, Princess and the Frog, The Lion King, Robin Hood, and more!!!)(Games, ranked from highest to lowest)
* Minecraft
* Little Big Planet
* Bloons Tower Defense
* Prehistoric Kingdom
* Stardew Valley
* The Survivalists
* Dogfighter, WW2
* Brawlhalla
* Halo
* L4D
* Amber Isle
* Spore
* Dying Light
* And more… I’d have to think taps my brain(Bands / Musicians from highest to lowest)
* Metallica
* Olivia Rodrigo
* Glass Animals
* Treaty Oak Revival
* IDKHow
* TV Girl
* Sir-Mix-A-Lot
* Twenty One Pilots
* Steve Lacy
* Tame Impala
* Men at Work
* AC/DC(General interests from highest to lowest)
* Anthropology
* Paleontology
* Plants… all of them
* Biology / Any science
* Bones / Anatomy!!!
* Human Studies / Psych-Socio
* Monsters!!! Cryptids, Cryptozoology, etc…
* Wikipedia articles!
* Rocks / Gems, Gem hounding, etc.
* Stuffed Animals, Plushies!!!
* Camping / Recreation
* Hiking / Trailing
* Eating 🤤
* The Beach!!! Or the wilderness…
* true crime but only respectfully documented true crime!
* I’d have to think but that’s the most important stuff!!!I have a kin list BUT that’s for oomfs only… ;D

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TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE PEOPLE I LOVE FOR THE FORTIETH TIME THIS WEE WOOOOOo0o

On the original carrd, on my main paragraph of random information you probably will never care about in your whole life, I put that I won't be giving anyone information on my partners because they are mine. I may have lied just a little bit.
Here I am going to add only a bit of info on them, just mainly what they like if they are silly in the brain... stuff as such.
NO PERSONAL STUFF WILL BE HERE all personal snoopers go DIE
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Kothegod2 (or Ko, Captain, or my bugsband I’m gonna squish w my palms) is my boyfriend. They really are more of my partner but it’s more simple to say boyfriend because as SOON as you say “partner” everyone’s like ARGGGGGHHHHHHH WAHT? WHAT THE HECK?Ko is my love, so far we’ve been dating for around 10 months, almost a year! Our anniversary is 5/02, and I am so happy we are together. Ko is a sweetheart, and I hope they know that every day they speak to me <3They love silly scene shit from what I’ve seen, like early 2000’s stuff. I absolutely love the aesthetic regardless, and my dumb gay boyfriend definitely fits it.<3
They like MLP I know, and then Metacolypse? I think that’s how u spell it? Plus they also like uhmmm..!!! Uhm!!!!
They also love bands like Nirvana and Rob Zombie… which is extremely real because so do I!!! Heart My Rob Zombie Poster
I’m pretty sure their favorite Roblox game of all time is 3008, but I’m only guessing that from the fact anytime we play it their locked the fuck in
Favorite game of all time?… not sure, they like stuff like house flipper and power wash sim, but they also seem to have slight resentment to house flipper… I’d make a lucky guess and say something like sims or cookie run kingdom? Mainly because they circle back to them a lot !
Fast facts their favorite color is purple or magenta (duh), they are a November baby, they like Lilies of the valley, they love bugs and unicorns, and also have a decent resentment for Zoos and Aquariums— however they don’t hate them!!!
They also enjoy stuff like cardigans, belts, stupid stuffed animals, etc… I’m running to buy them more gifts now~Kawbynori (or Kawby my girlfriend I’m spinning around w) is my old qpr partner that turned girlfriend right on 2/18…!!! Our old anniversary is 6/15, but I guess that changes now?
Ehehe. I love Kawby so much, and I’m glad to officially have her in my life as someone I can fully love. She is so sweet and genuinely kind… I miss her right now as I type this WAHHHHHHHShe dresses so FULLY it’s so JOYFUL to see someone who just dresses in such a silly manner how they WANT!!! SHES SO CUTE!!!
She loves Batman and Steven universe, That I’m sure of… She also likes games like l4d2, Mouthwashing, and I know she likes fnaf… jingles keys…
Hee favorite band of all time is uhhhh Olivia Rodrigo/j KIDDING ITS TWENTY ONE PILOTS!!! She loves them so much… She has been to concerts and I wish I could rent the band for her
She also likes dolls and miniatures… which is awesome because I love collecting unconventional minis… I want to get her a big wooden dollhouse dawg ALL THREE OF US MUST PLAY TOUYS
Fast facts part 2!!! She likes green and bloooo drools (the compound colors group) and she also likes ferrets!!! I’m pretty sure she likes to dress up and cosplay… prom giggles. She likes aquariums too! And lovesss triggerfish :D. I’m going to guess and say her favorite top album is Clancy… looks at her Spotify. Anywyas I’m going to go buy Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun brbshe also takes commissions… btw… go get some NOWWWI have to update this!!! Do not fret!!! I’ve left so much out for both!!! Ack!!!

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My commissions are currently: OPEN! I have two different kinds of commissions you can request:

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My TOS goes as stated below:

* I can deny service to whoever, for whatever, or for any reason I decide too. I do not need to explain why, give a valid reason, or anything about why I decided I will not serve you. Even though I like writing and love money, my comfort comes before my work.* If your work isn’t done within a reasonable or the slotted time, I will give you a full refund. That is the only way you will get a full refund, as “bad work” and such isn’t really a valid reason for a full refund. I understand that my work might not be up to everyone’s standards, but considering I offer a lot of progress updates, there is no reason you shouldn’t know what to expect.* I do not write any work that I consider wildly disgusting, I also will not be pressured into doing so. Go find someone else to write that.* For art, if I don’t complete it in a good time, I will offer you a full refund. Once again, style and such is not an excuse for wanting a refund— as there is ample examples and I can even offer sketches for free before hand.* I will not draw or write stolen characters. I don’t care who’s they are, if I can’t confirm they’re yours I won’t write them.* I won’t write / draw nsfw without 100% confirmation you are 18. I hate to be this way, but I will at least need proof of age (birthday) and an I.D. (Permit, license, or any type of identification is fine— NO PASSPORTS!!!) or a valid PayPal / adult CashApp account. If I know you, I won’t need this.* For now I only take CashApp and PayPal, of course I can always work out something ^^ such as a trade maybe. But I prefer money.* “Feed Me” commissions are closed because people were being gross about it. I do not have a fetish for that stuff and people assuming I do is disgusting. I refuse to be fetishized for taking an easy way of payment, buying me cheap food is a lot better for your wallet than a 40 dollar bill.* My prices are fixed to their minimum. I may weasel around them for you, however do not lowball. I know most ways of that.* When drawing / writing nsfw of characters, I will need proof that they are 18, I will not be writing nsfw or drawing it of a character that looks underage. If your character looks too young, I can deny. This also includes gore of course.* Other stuff may be added in time, but for now this is it.

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